Bad Puppy!

I'm not so sure about all these Worgen running around these days. Don't get me wrong, I'm a dog person, and I'm pretty open minded. Do we really know that much about them though? Just out of the blue we let them go where they please? Are these things even house trained? Yesterday for example, I was on my ale break at the Stonefire when a customer comes in complaining that a giant dog just peed on the mailbox out front. When we get out there all we see is this guy checking his mail. I asked him if maybe he had seen a giant dog or noticed the pee pooled all around the mailbox. He looks all shocked and tells me in some wacky, although admittedly handsome, accent that he has no idea what I'm talking about. I'm no detective mind ya, but I swear that guy had a squeeky toy in his backpack. Weirdo.

So anyways, we tell the guards about it and they say it's the fifth random pee comment they've received. Someone even peed on a gryphon! So they grumbled off with their rolled up newspapers to look for the culprit. I doubt they find them though.

The point of this is that I think it's these Worgen tinkling on our stuff. I tell ya, we don't know anything about them! The first time I step in Worgen poop I promise you the ole battle axe is comin' out of from under my bed. Keep yer feet on the ground, and yer Worgen off my lawn!


~Myra